DON'T DIE CINDY
"Most
Imperfect Skies" (Cake; 2006)
Reviewed by Jeff Rogers
Yet another Emo band to toss on the therapy couch. I know this stuff is supposed to be cool to chicks who think a guy
that cries is sensitive, but I don’t get it. Believe me, I’ve tried and tried, but I haven’t cried.
The music is what you would expect. It’s full of emotion and soft solos that pull at your heart
strings. Since I’m not an emotional marionette I don’t see the draw. This stuff is softer than a marshmallow pillow.
I found no originality and no inspiration in "Most Imperfect Skies" and
I think I'm going to stop typing now.
Don't Die Cindy: Jonathan Hoffman – vocals; Steven Kopacz – drums; Ryan Nelson – bass/synth/keyboard; Patrick Hosey – guitar.
For more information, check out http://www.myspace.com/dontdiecindy
or www.dontdiecindy.com.
Rating Guide:
A classic. This record will kick your ass.
Killer. Not a classic but it will rock your world.
So-so. You've heard better.
Pretty bad. Might make a nice coaster.
Self explanatory. Just the sight of the cover makes you wanna hurl.
Copyright © 2007 by R. Scott Bolton. All rights reserved.
